Things I’ve learned today

  • I can throw one hell of a tantrum
  • Crying at work sucks (not a new lesson, just reinforced)
  • Steaming cauliflower and garlic smells like rancid ass for the first 6 minutes
  • Steaming cauliflower and garlic takes on a whole new smell after 6 minutes. I’m not sure if this smell is good or not, but tis better than the rancid ass of the first six minutes.
  • Adding butter, half and half and shredded parmesan to steamed cauliflower and garlic is pretty fucking delicious. Its not exactly mashed potatoes, but it’s close enough visually and tasty enough to satisfy my need for carbs even though its a good choice
  • 3/4 of a cup of Patron is probably too much Tequila for a school night.
  • Its not a school night so fuck it.
  • I should NOT be knitting on my OWL
  • I am not drunk enough to not know I should not be working on my OWL
  • I am working on my OWL anyway
  • Tomorrow is my day off so it is not a school night!
  • Even my shitty day is still a millionty times better than an actual shitty day.
  • Life is good.

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